Currently loving Eskimo Joe.

[X] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] I do my own laundry (thats iffy)
[X] I can cook for myself
[X] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[X] I think politics are exciting.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends (well than some.)

Total: 5

[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick
[X] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[X] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[X] I drink coffee at least once a week

Total So Far: 10

[X] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish. (why not german or french.)
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to. (dont have to much XD)
[X] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets

Total So Far: 19

[X] I can spell experience without looking it up
[X] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[X] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[X] I can type fast.

Total So Far: 24

[X] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[X] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it. (thats hard? ._. )
Total So Far: 28

Now type in, "Your deviant IQ is __!!"

28 / 31
sweet.

maan its fun being angry.
its also fun reading. -xx

Recieved Blood & Chocolate today.
I currently do not see the rave about it..its very plain compared to jane eyre

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday. (and she got upset at me for it. bah. I can forget mine if I like XD)
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 11


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it. (for other people. XD)
[x] You can mow the lawn. (non-petrol style! XD)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 16


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (they would if it were in perth! D< )
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning. (its a kind of huff.)

TOTAL: 24

Am I An Average Teen?

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[x] Sister (really half but shes always been there!)
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[x] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[x] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[x] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer
[x] Own TV
Total: 11

[ ] Full size/Queen bed
[x] More than 8 pairs of shoes (wow.)
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PS2/3
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] xbox/xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[ ] Your Own Laptop
Total so far: 15

[x] Basket ball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[x] Ping pong table
[ ] Foosball table
Total so far: 17

[x] Night stand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 19

[x] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] camera on phone
Total so far: 22

[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass guitar
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[x] Traveled out of the country
[x] Traveled out of the continent
[x] Had a personal trainer (it was for tennis woo.)
[x] Expensive jewelery
[ ] Met a Celeb
Total so far: 26

[ ] Straightener/curling iron (If I had $50..)
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[x] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[ ] Have a TV in your room
[x] Mirror in your room
Total so far: 28

[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica
Total so far: 29

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camped
[ ] Been to 3+ states
[ ] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace (not sure)
Total so far: 31

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[ ] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
Total so far: 33

woo average. bahaha.

1-25 = Ghetto!
26-40 = Average Teen! That's me baby!! 30pts
41-50 = Spoiled Teen!
51+ = Upper Class Snob!

How Happy Am I?
(oh this'll be fun)
Count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is ___% happy."

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[x] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
TOTAL: 6

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
TOTAL: 13


[x] You have over 50 friends on Myspace. (I think)
[x] Your parents let you have a Myspace.
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
TOTAL: 19


[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life. (not yet XD here we go Mr Math.)
[x] You have friends.
T0TAL: 22


[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language. (not fluent. shh.)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 29 x 3 = ...% something something XD


ARE YOU...
1. Perfect?
Noo.

2. Tall?
170cm. tall enough?

3. In your pajamas?
school shirt.

4. Left handed?
Ja

LAST...
1. Friend you saw:
Uh. Crystal? Idk

2. Talked to on the phone:
Thats even worse...um. Paris?

3. Person to text you:
Savato

4. Was today better than yesterday?
uh..yes? I didnt go join the russian circus?

FAVORITE...

1. Number:
6

2. Color(s):
the rainbow.

3. Fruit:
...Idk..many? XD

4. Place:
Somewhere new.

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Searched for my mp3

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Everyone does, save the Dalai Lama c:

Q: Fit or Fat?
A: fat. not fit. XD

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Treasure Planet

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: doesnt remember XD

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: I'm trying but when I do try people are in a bad mood so that doesnt go well.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Last time I did that was when camping. Lovely sky.


Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: If I have to be.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: I didnt sleep x_x

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: 2 days ago? Stupid Jim >>

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Where do I sign up for the russian cirus to be a unicyclist?

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: uh 5.

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Aller Plus Loin - Kidtonik.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: Its a long list ^^'

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: June.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: Talked to my mother. hah we agreed. people suck.

EIGHT EMOTIONS

1. Are you missing someone right now?
Yeah.

2. Are you happy?
If I dont think, sure!

3. Are you sad?
No?

4. Are you bored?
Dont think so.

6. Are you nervous?
Nope.

8. Are you tired?
Awake.

ABOUT YOU...

001. Real name?
...Julie. lol.

002. Nick names?
...Julie. XD

003. Eye color?
brown.

004. Zodiac sign ?
Libra

005. Male or female ?
Female.

006. Smart?
"not at the moment lol" - I agree Crystal. XD

007. Hair color ?
darkest natural brown XD

008. Tall or short?
170cm.

009. Sweats or Jeans?
Jeansss

010. Phone or Camera?
...D: phone I guess.

011. Drink or Smoke?
Drink

012. Tattoos?
None

013. Righty or lefty?
Lefta

FIRSTS

014. First best friend?
Paris, comrade. c:

015. first crush?
Not. going there. -_-

016. First pet?
My own own pet? Pepita.

017. First big vacation?
camping.

018. Eating?
Not hungry.

019. Drinking ?
Energy drinks.

020. I'm about to...
pass out weeo.

021. Listening to?
A Fine Frenzy

022. Plans for today?
at 10pm..? Watch a film.

023. Drank (soap) bubbles?
I was young. XD

024. Lost glasses/contacts?
Dont require.

025. Ran away from home ?
I dream but no.

026. Broken someone's heart?
Uh.

027. Been arrested?
Not yet!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

028. Miracles?
When it happens, it happens.

029. Yourself?
OH SURE I AM FANDOODALASTIC. ...XD

030. Heaven?
That was a long argument between me and Lestat. Dont start it. again. ._.

031. Santa Claus?
Saint Nicholas ~

032. Love?
Uh. Do I believe it is or the term? I dont agree with terming but the bundle of emotions yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...

033. Do you like someone?
Yes.

034. Do you believe in God?
Again, Lestat is still debating to me.

How Mentally Ill Am I?

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 16

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I have to make sure :c )
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 27
I am 108% Mentally Ill UUHH.
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.


10 Things

TEN ARE YOUS:
1. Are you single?
Yes.
2. Are you happy?
Cheetos.
3. Are you bored?
Dull but no.
4. Are you Italian?
No
5. Are you pregnant?
I dont believe suu.
6. Are you Irish?
No
7. Are you nice?
When I need to.
8. Are you Asian?
No
9. Are you sober?
Yeah
10. Are you cold?
No

TEN FACTS:
1. full name:
Julia E (haha!)
2. nicknames:
Julie (lets ignore others ^^' )
3. hair colour:
darkest natural brown
4. natural hairstyle:
all let.
5. birthday:
Oct.
6. facebook mood:
I forget..XD
7. favourite colour:
rainbow
8. one place to visit:
Europe, hah!
9. where are you going to be in an hour?:
sab's room.
10. zodiac sign?:
Libra, not the freaking tampon ._.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LIFE:
1. have you ever been in love?:
I guess?
2. do you believe in love at first sight?:
Infatuation. So nope. c:
3. have you ever been hurt emotionally?:
You cripple me writers.
4. have you ever broken someones heart?:
Well. -run-
5. have you ever had your heart broken?:
Well. -runrun-
6. have you ever liked someone and never told them?:
._. I just ignore XD
7. Are you afraid of commitment?:
No
8. who was the last person you hugged?:
Zoe
9. who was the last person you said "i love you" to?:
Emma (feel the special!)
10. who was the last person who made you cry?:
Uh. -ignore-

TEN THIS OR THAT:
1. love or lust?
Love. Lust isnt too bad though..XD
2. hard liquor or beer?
hard liquor.
3. cats or dogs?
...you tear me D:
4. A few best friends or a lot of regular friends?:
A few best friends.
5. television or internet?:
Internet.
6. wild night out or romantic night in?:
wild night. It sure can be romantic snorting coke!
7. money or happiness?
Money, it'll be me happiness! -shot-
8. day or night?
night.
9. IM or phone?
IM
10. hamburgers or fries?
Fries.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER:
1. been caught sneaking out?
Julia doesnt sneak out as she is always let out : D
2. have you gone skinny dipping?
I. supress that memory.
3. done something you regret?
Yes.
4. bungee jumped?
I like my spine.
5. lied to someone you like?
I side-step. then lie. takes people longer to figure out
6. finished an entire jaw breaker?
never tried O_o
7. Done something in spite of the fact that someone said it was a bad idea?
Nice kick out of it.
8. slept in the same bed with someone from the opposite gender?
moo.
9. wanted to disapear?
Sounds good.
10. Intentionally Hurt Yourself?
I dont think so?

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER:
1. smile or eyes?
cant choose D:
2. light or dark hair?
dark generally.
3. hugs or kisses?
who knows. the moment does!
4. shorter or taller?
Taller.
5. intelligence or attraction?
intelligence is attraction :3
6. romantic or spontaneous?
romance to the maz.
7. funny or serious?
serious. I'll be the joker : D -facedesk-
8. skinny or fat?
how about healthy?
9. outgoing or quiet?
more quiet than outgoing.
10. sweet or badass?
I'd like to see a quiet badass. XD lol.

TEN HAVE YOUS:
1. ever performed in front of a large group?
Yes.
2. ever been pregnant?
Non.
4. ever kissed the same gender?
Not drunk enough.
5. ever been on a cheer leading team?
I was paid in clouds. XD hey, my coach needed some cheering!
6. ever been on a dance team?
yeaah.
7. ever been on a sports team?
yeeah. stirling senators.
8. ever been in a drama/play production?
stupid pri school.
9. ever owned a hummer, BMW or escalade?
IN THE FUTURE.
10. ever been in a video?
yes.


So thats all done. and jazzed.
Enjoy. I dont think I failed my math exam. sweet.
c:

Woww...I still havent studied in my life and with an exam in two days..sounds good.
Let's all see how pathetique I am.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love (I think?)
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone/Something Die

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 8

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 11

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding ...
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 16

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 20


Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 21

Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed/Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on (you mean relationship dont yew.)
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car/Motorcycle Accident (the car went off the road, accident? luckily didnt slide over the hill.)

SO FAR: 26

Level 12
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 27

Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (it lasted a day.)

SO FAR: 31

Level 14
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 35

Level 17
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Colured Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (I'll live it down.)
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 40

Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 43

Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (school said to.)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 46

Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller skating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (thankgod. XD)

SO FAR: 48

Level 19
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (That hurt. my ankle. ur.)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 50

Level 20
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top (As a kid. Never'd do it now.)

SO FAR: 53

Level 21
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 56

Level 22
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House (had one lalala)
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 59

Level 23
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (close. no cigar. XD)
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 61

Level 24
(x) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (you have to or people get annoyed when you dont laugh at their continually crappy jokes. my advice; be amused at the lame.)

SO FAR: 64

Level 25
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (he couldnt have done it without me XD)
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (asked. ASKED.)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (that was a weird day.)

SO FAR: 69

Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone (just you wait until yr12 mr beard XD)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Some ones Hair (more like fail braid)
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping (I was youngg okay? XD)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 74

Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (the kids one lol...)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 78

Level 28
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone (sorry about that..XD)
( ) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 81

Level 27
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Flattened someone's tires (just you wait.)
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total : 82/120
weeoo.
I don't know what I've scored, but damn its better than any test. XD
All the memories...still ignoring study...going to go game and pretend Brom never died..lalala

Oh Julia recommends 'The Book Thief' by ...Marcus..Z?
Read 4 books in the past 4 days. I feel. accomplished. XD
You know what. I could do with some Slope. mm yes.

Everything in this list that I am is in bold.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Remember these are supposed to be insulting, because they're proving a point.


I'm THIN, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I thought gay was full male. not. female. alalala.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (all signs lead to yes lol)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. (not sure on that score lol. I'm not asking. XD )
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s LOL
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. weeell...XD
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems what personal life? XD
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I am SCANDINAVIAN so I must have BLOND hair and BLUE eyes
I am DANISH so I must be a PASTRY
I am DUTCH so I must wear WOODEN shoes.

Hey, wooden shoes are cool.
That went for awhile. weeoo.
Well that was slightly amusing.

Havent been online in a while.

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You remember watching
[ ]-Kenan and Kel
[x]-Doug
[x]-Ren & Stimpy
[x]-Pinky and the Brain
[x]-Rockos modern Life
[ ]-Animaniacs
[ ]-Gargoyles
[x]-Hey Arnold
[ ]-Out of the Box
[x]-Bear in the Big Blue House

[x]-You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
[ ]-You just cant resist finishing this . . ."In west Philadelphia born and raised..."


You remember:
[ ]-Step by Step
[x]-Family Matters
[x]-Dinosaurs
[x]-Boy Meets World
[ ]-Full House
[x]-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
[x]-You remember reading Goosebumps

When everything was settled by:
[x]-rock paper scissors
[x]-miss mary mack
[ ]-When kick ball was something you did everyday
[ ]-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape
[x]-You remember Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis
[x]-You remember The Original Game Boy
[x]-You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s/Australi's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
[x]-The Magic School Bus (trippy man.)
[ ]-Wishbone
[ ]-Reading Rainbow
[ ]-Ghostwriter

[x]-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool
[x]-You remember those Where’s Wally books.
[x]-You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers (warheads. still eat those XD)

You remember watching:
[x]-Batman the Animated Series
[x]-Aladdin
[x]-Ninja Turtles
[x]-Ghost Busters
[ ]-You remember Ring Pops
[x]-If you remember when everything was "da BOMB!"

[x]-You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
[ ]-Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
[ ]-You played and/or collected Pogs
[x]-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere you went

You watched the original cartoons of
[x]-Rugrats
[x]-Wild Thornberrys
[x]-Power Rangers


[ ]-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected
[ ]-Beanie Babies. (I did have Beanie Kids, but they're different I think?)
[x]-Pokemon cards (I still have them!)
[ ]-Carebears
[ ]-Silver dollars, which were cool to have

[x]-Everyone watched the WB

[x]-When everybody knew all the pokemon by heart.
[x]-When digimon was still on.
[x]-If you even know what an original walkman is...
[x]-you know the Macarena by heart
[x]-"Talk to the hand"
[X]-You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary.

[x]-Before the MySpace frenzy.
[x]-Before the Internet & text messaging.
[x]-Before Sidekicks & iPods
[x]-Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360
[x]-Back before X box period
[x]-Before Spongebob.
[x]-When light up sneakers were cool. (THEY SO ARE 8D)
[x]-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
[x]-When gas was $0.95 a gallon.
[x]-When we recorded stuff on VCR (Still do. supernatural.)
[x]-You had slap bracelets! (I think? )
[x]-You actually played outside until it was dark!
[x]-Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
[x]-Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times.
[x]-And if you remember at least half the stuff on here....
Re-post with the year you were born.

Did something called ColourRevelations.
What it said about me is interesting. real. interesting.

''You are a very sensitive person and you try hard (perhaps a little too hard) to make favourable impressions and to be recognised by your peers. But you have that inherent need to feel appreciated and admired and you are easily hurt if all of your endeavours go by unappreciated or not acknowledged. Stop trying so hard.

In actual fact you are not willing to exert yourself in any way. You have that truly 'laid back' attitude and are unwilling to extend yourself or exert undue effort. You feel that to move forward - be it in your life style or in business relationships - would require more energy output than you are prepared to give at this time. You want to take life easy and your attitude is such that 'Enough is Enough'.

Loneliness is soul destroying and at this time you feel lost and lonely, perhaps it is because you feel so frustrated that you are prepared to go out of your way to become emotionally involved with someone who could accept you for what you are. You are egocentric, antagonistic and quick to take offence, although it must be said, you can control your pent-up up emotion and thus avoid open conflict.

Matters have not gone well for you. You are experiencing severe stress trying to guard yourself from further disappointments. It would seem that all of your hopes and dreams have not been realised and you are now beginning to doubt yourself. You no longer wish to be further advised by anyone and you insist on going it alone - to control your own destiny. Even though deep down you doubt whether things will get better in the future you have one consolation - and that is that they couldn't possibly get worse. Unwilling to give up anything that you possess, you are looking for some sort of security as a protection against any further setback or loss of position and prestige. You are so negative that you tend to exaggerate your problems and refuse to accept any advice from so called well-meaning friends.

You are presently worried about your future and you feel that whatever you do will go wrong. At this time you are your own worst enemy. All the disappointment that you have experienced, coupled with the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals, have led to anxiety. You would like recognition and a position of trust but you are concerned that these hopes and dreams may not be realised. You are very argumentative and insistent that you are right - maybe you are - but you are pushing too hard. Take it easy, let go, and smile. Smiling and agreeing with people works wonders - try it and see.''

[link]
Have a go O-o